DEAR READERS, FANS,
Hello! So I just got back a week ago from a lengthy trip in the Mediterranean region, also a brief stay in Egypt (no I didn't ride a camel LOL). I ate olives, driven mopeds, etc...YOU KNOW WHAT.
IT WAS AWESOME.
So now I am back home, and wished to talk politics with the guys. And then...I see, hiatus? WHAT!?!!
I have not heard from Messrs. Paul about this. BUT BE CALM. I AM STILL HERE. So...what should I say...hmmm.
Maybe first, a little political trivia:
1. If anyone could tell me who the 19th President of the United States was, I would gladly appreciate it. (Hint: I know it's NOT Groucho Marx LOL.)
2. William Henry Harrison kinda looks like Harrison Ford, who played the President in Air Force One. Coincidence...?
Next, what else should I talk about? Let's see.
...So what do you guys think of President Obama?
I didn't see his speech the other day, which is a shame for I write on this, a politics blog. But anyways, it seems like everything is going really really great. He got his bill passed, and people are going to start buying things until OTHER people learn they should in fact OWN the companies people buy these things from! That...or more rich people know that they can breathe the same air as the commonsfolk, and shake hands without tissues, and without fear of being raped of their complex theorems and such (and maybe for some, up the ass). But me, I'm smart, and I took my money out of all my investments a LONG time ago (and the bank LOL).
What else?
Oh yeah...President Obama got a dog too!
So I believe the correct Obamadog (I made that up, its like OCTOMOM, LOL) is in fact, a waterdog of some sort I think. This is indeed important historical information! (P.S. RIP Socks, the most important lazy half-rodent of the 90's...JK, I love kitties! Except those who happen to be, in fact, biogenetically, half-rodents...by mistake.)
Anyways, you caught me. We were wrong blogging the dog he would pick (LOL):
(You could also simply scroll down towards the post with the 8-ball, but I understand if you have really fat fingers.)
BUT CHECK IT OUT. If it is named Garfunkel, I think we get half credit. And we did predict there would be lobbying involved:
(Note that I read mostly just the headline of the "link" only, and not the actual article but I think it confirms everything.)
Moreso, we DID predict that predictions would be predicted to be realized to be stupid. And they are. Haha. We are an insightful blog, and I PREDICT there's less stupid people now because of us. Or is it...were an insightful blog? I don't know, but to all five questions, the answer is YES, YES, and YES.
Wow, I'm getting sleepy. So I don't know if I'll here from Paul anytime soon. If he doesn't blog anymore, I'll have to find someone else to blog with. Any ideas?
Did anyone see that dance Shaq did at the All-Star game? I SAW IT ON YOUTUBE, IT WAS AWESOME.
Well, that's almost about it from me tonight. It's been fun. Perhaps I will write again, I don't know we will see. Until then, email me, if you like!
But first, and last but not least, I would like to give a shout out to Slumdog Millionaire for winning THE OSCAR. Congratulations, Slumdog Millionaire!
LOL.
This is where we tell you that posts at Midway Politics have been put on hold indefinitely.
